WATER CANNON!!!
The Philippines has now become the unofficial rally capital of the world. Yeah, give it up! Thanks to our prudent and discerning president, rallies are a commonplace now in Manila.
I am quite amazed of our people’s resiliency, or is it plain stupidity. Why can’t we just follow simple instructions: NO PERMIT, NO RALLY. Its very simple english, in fact even grade schoolers could easily correlate this to their NO ID NO ENTRY rule. But yet, different human rights organizations still press on with their racketeering on the streets. They say that it is freedom of speech and expression, but I say that this is freedom abused. I thought, that the freedom of speech was instilled to nurture a society which would respect the ideas and thoughts of the people FOR the betterment of the whole nation. What good has these rallies brought to our nation? Nil. Instead, it promotes more polarity between party groups. More divisiveness among our government. And more hatred to the people. So what’s this freedom of speech for? I do not understand really. But thankfully, there’s this almighty invention to stymie these pointless debacles. It is the government’s new secret weapon against terror!!! THE INVINCIBLE WATER CANNON!!!!
Wherever there’s commotion, you can always rely on the WATER CANNON!!! With its mighty gush of water, it drives the unruly back. Its justice is blind to social and poilitcal standing. It is fair and equal to all. With the WATER CANNON, if you’re one of the crowds, then you will get wet. My apologies to the priests and most notably to former Vice-President Guingona. Your theatrical performance was Oscar-award worthy, yet it was not good enough for the blind justice. Therefore, for your excellent performance, I award thee with the dubious distinction of becoming the only vice president dozed off with a WATER CANNON. hehehe… Praises for this wonderful invention. Who could have been the first to use the water cannon as a crowd dispersing medium. He should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. It is so much more economical than to train a bunch of corrupt policemen. It is so easy to use: just fill it up with water, aim then fire away! It is very efficient, it does what its suppose to do (to disperse) without bloodshed and arguments. Don’t ya’ll agree it deserves a nomination for a Nobel Peace Prize next year?
The Water Cannon — a simple solution to a complex problem.
